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23.7.09

Oh The Joy Of Having A Penis

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a dick. Girls are to complicated down there, sometimes it's like what am I supposed to do with this? You gotta rub right there and stick right here and nooo! thats the wrong hole. It takes so long to get off and just when your really horny and you reach for you neon pink vibrator or your butt plug,what ever you prefer, its either outta batteries or it smells suspect. Then you have to use your fingers but after like 10 mins you feel like you have arthritis. Guys just have a dick. Big or small the possibility's of fun is endless and all you need is lotion or spit and your hands and bam. Guys can masturbate in public places like a crowded fastfood restaurant, yeah it's creepy but still you have that option. While Im happy to have a vag, it would be nice to switch it up. Im just saying

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